(1)
You set your coffee pot to brew every night at a
certain time in the morning but wake up every morning before the set time to
push start yourself.
(2)
Monday night, you lay your ‘work attire’ out for
the next day nice and neat in the bathroom….Tuesday night, you lay on the couch
and decide the outfit you will wear for the next day….Wed night, you fall
asleep on the couch by 8:30 and forget about it….Thursday morning you wake up
and hopelessly look through your closet to find something to wear and inevitably
change about three times in between
changing a diaper, getting the baby dressed, and feeding the baby….and still
show up to work unhappy with what you are wearing….Friday morning, you rummage
through the dirty clothes to put on the same pair of pants you wore on Monday
with the same shirt from Wed…no one will notice, right?
(3)
You show up to work with two different shoes on
(4)
Breakfast includes (and most likely limited to)
a multivitamin and a cup of coffee and Dinner always involves being cooked in
the microwave and eaten late late late
(5)
Your version of ironing is putting the dryer on
HIGH heat for a few min
(6)
You come up with many creative ways to make
dirty hair look ‘nice’
(7)
You don’t bother to take off your make-up from
the day and pray that it stays on through the night so you don’t have to put on
more in the morning
(8)
You hopelessly wait for the clock to strike 5 to
be able to go pick up your kid…
(9)
Napping under your desk at lunchtime happens
(10) You love the weekends more
than you ever did before.
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